I honestly would have given this place a decent review. The food is a little heavier than I prefer, but when you're tipsy it doesn't even matter... not so much hours later. Anyways, I told my friend to check it out, and he had a less than favorable experience. Needless to say, I felt like a real jerk for recommending the restaurant so thanks for that. This is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever witnessed. And I will never EVER eat here again. Irritated I spent a single dollar here. SMH
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Lindsey E.
Just left this place. Menu has about 5 items to choose from. Waited for quite some time for our food...maybe 5-10 minutes...behind the bar is our waitress...texting on her phone. In the interim time we noticed a big ass cockroach on the floor. Cancelled our order and left. I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy. It should be shut down immediately and go out of business.
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Gabe H.
Had a few late nights on south beach and had the munchies. Ironic as it may sound considering the location is in some run down strip mall on alton road. The food is pretty good, especially the porky burger.. massive. The Empanadas are pretty good too, but there are usually only chicken. Not very expensive and fun visual menus, I recommend it to anyone that likes a fast meal. Just stay clear of the drunk hobos in the parking lot and you should be fine.
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Joseluis A.
the dogs! good place to eat a burger, hot dog or other colombian greasy goodies. aweful music but whatever. the burgers are almost $6 and los perros is open til late at night making it a good destination to grab something to eat on alton road. service is ok. they sometimes serve at the table, sometimes you gotto order and pick it up by the counter. you must ask for condiments and utensils. dont be afraid of their exotic combination of sauces!
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Noel C.
came here around 1am on our first day in miami. we had just landed and got to the apartment and yelped the nearest eats that was still open. they had a sign that said, "ULTRA tickets sold here" LOL! a burger joint that hustles massive rave tickets! and in support of WMC, they were playing house music. they served the most unusual food for us southern californians. but can't knock it til you try it, my gf got some cheesy potato chips thingie.. kinda looked gross haha, we ordered french fries with little sausages!!! and i had a "porky" it's a big ass pattie with ham and bacon with lettuce, tomatoes, potato chips and smothered in mozarella cheese. it was great. really. come to find out, this is a columbian joint. super. never had columbian before. well, food that is. hehe
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Alissa W.
I like the place just DO NOT call in an order unless oyu speak spanish. Not sure I am not the first person to touch this issue they have with taing order over the phones. I ordered a chicken burger that is what they call their chicken sandwich. Ran into pick it up and when I got home it was a burger ugh. The chicken is really good they have amazing cheese they melt on the sandwich with these crispy potato chips. They give you these side sauces on the side to add. No clue what they arebut WOW they taste amazing. This place is also super super cheap ! They even have a parking lot, which is not every common in South Beach,
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Lindsay G.
Really horrible horrible service. The waitress got the order wrong and then took ten years to bring it out. The hot dog was just a hot dog and they left off the pineapple sauce. This is literally food that people make when they are drunk off their ass and/or stoned. The corn medley dishes taste good but are soo sooo heavy and even the hotdog tasted like dirty socks. I am shocked and am wondering if they have went down hill since usually Tal T. and I agree on everything. Well, I agree with all of her reviews anyways.
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Daniel C.
This place is no La Moon that's for sure, but in a pinch it does satisfy the Colombian Hot Dog craving. The dogs are good, the buns are fresh, and the service is fast. For some reason I don't always get all the sauces that are supposed to come on the dog. I prefer the setup at there other locations. There is a bar with all the sauces for you to add on as you see fit.
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Suzy V.
3 stars only because they are late night and deliver..... You should only eat Los perrros when you are desperate and starved to death...or drunk. The food is alright you get what you pay for.. The staff is sooo rude and they get mad if you don't speak to them in Spanish .... Ummmm? What? And they are so stingy with there dressings when you order to go... A place that is stingy with ketchup? Please...
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Natalie Z.
absolutely love the corn thing they make....its a mix of chicken, and shredded corn, with cheese, sauce and chips on top...AWeSOME! i usually get delivery, but the place is not that bad. great for after clubbing dinner
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Lazaro M.
I always liked it the one on Kendall but this one its just more alive and as always this is a trance techno music environment full of people but got some good food service its what is expected from los perros chain restaurants
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Kathy G.
Ate here this weekend and it is still very good. My favorite is their SuperPerro. Not sure if its because I was there on a Sunday afternoon but the music was turned way down, which made me happy. It seemed service was even better this time around.
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Lisa W.
Based on my other reviews you would think that I simply love to eat and thus, simply "like" everything I do eat. That's not true, and it is true that Columbian Hot Dogs are an acquired taste. But if it's late at night and you've just left a party or bar or club and goodnight food is calling your name, you must go to Los Perros. As for atmosphere, I've only been to the Alton Road/Miami Beach location and the Sunny Isles location. Alton road is a very plain hole in the wall type (hey I like it) and Sunny Isles is a little bit more Ikea-fied. They have a tv with international soccer playing and often have club music....sort of jarring if you go in the afternoon or early evening, but if your night was going that way anyway, no biggie. The Maicito de Queso sounds gross but is divine. It's basically a can of sweet corn topped with melted mozzarella cheese, crushed potato chips, a drizzle of crushed pineapple and their stupidly good pink sauce (I believe it's a mix of ketchup/mayo and maybe garlic?). Yes, after a night of imbibing this will taste like ambrosia of the Gods, and the next morning you will think to yourself, why the heck did I eat that? But then you come to crave it even sober (I have driven to Los Perros and even re-created this dish at home when the craving strikes). It's the gateway dish, so be warned. You can also get this dish with shredded chicken (Maicito de Pollo) but in my opinion that is just "too much"....especially since I like to think of the corn deliciousness as a "side" dish and usually order a Superperro. Sometimes they don't listen too well when you order it an automatically default to the Maicito de Pollo so you may need to clarify that you don't want chicken if you only want the corn/cheese version. Ah, the Superperro. This is a soft, squishy white hot dog bun with a hot dog, topped with the pink sauce, crushed pineapple, crushed potato chips and comes with a side of green sauce which is creamy and redolent of garlic. Maybe it's pureed cilantro, I'm not exactly sure but it provides a little tang and bite if the pink sauce and pineapple get to be too much. If you get takeout make sure to ask for a few containers....they give it out in little thimble-sized plastic cups (no joke) and you don't want to be fighting with your friends over it, believe me. I've also had the burger- the plain one, not the crazy one with bacon and ham, but it was delicious, I split it with a friend and couldn't finish the half! The meat was very juicy and seasoned perfectly. For anyone living or near Aventura/North Miami Beach/Sunny Isles, there is a Sunny Isles location in the shopping center on Collins (18146 Collins). Another secret? They DELIVER! I've yet to avail myself of that amazing possibility but I'm sure one day I will. This isn't a place you go for a nice, white tablecloth service dinner, this is not a place to bring kids (even though they now offer a "kids' menu" and when you think hot dogs you may think children). This is a place you go after you have been partying all night, plain and simple. It's not family friendly nor healthy....I notice they have a salad and can sub a chicken breast in the burgers but really this is a junk food joint. They don't have sides of carrot sticks....check the menu out on the website, and it's pretty plain. They don't have "specials". You have been warned. Only criticism I have is that service is pretty slow (not good if you are suffering from the night before and are waiting for takeout) but for the strange and delicious taste combinations and the fact that the staff has to deal with people until 6am I'll let it slide. You're not going there for service!
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Dan-E K.
If you're an All-American guy like me, you probably enjoy a good hot dog. You love toppings like mustard, onions, sauerkraut, chili or in my case all of the above (but for the love God, no ketchup). You've probably had kielbasa, brats, chorizo and other varieties. But you've probably never had a Colombian style hot dog that Los Perros makes. There's culture shock and then there's this. Their basic "Superperro" is a beef frank wrapped in a soft bun topped with (this is where it gets odd) mustard (cool), ketchup (okay fine), mozzarella (why not), pink sauce (huh?), grinded [sic] potato chips (improper grammar AND weird), and pineapple puree (what did that hot dog ever do to you?). I've eaten tacos made from internal pig parts but my instincts are fighting this. My brain eventually chimes in; "you've had pizza with ham and pineapples. This isn't a huge jump." I take a bite. It's... it's... really damn good. It shouldn't work, and it really shouldn't work this well but it does. A few bites later, I add some mysterious looking green sauce without knowing what it is ('cuz I'm a wild man) and again, it works. I can only imagine how good this stuff must be at 4 in the morning when you're drunk. (Apparently, the late-night drunk crowd is the target demographic and they couldn't have hit it any more cleanly if you gave them a laser sight.) My next visit I try the Choriperro, which is the same thing but made with a chorizo. Holy crap, this is even better. I want this inside me (wait, what?) I also try the more traditional arepas filled with chicharron (deep-fried pork belly awesomeness) and in subsequent visits I determine this place a worthy addition to the South Beach fast food scene. It's not much to look at. There's a small dining room, and the menus are displayed on four dazzling flat screens, showcasing both the food varieties as well as technological overkill as those screens would be better served showing football (or futbol) games. And to get to the bathroom, you walk down a long, dark hallway that resemble the spooky hallways in movies where violent crimes happen. But never mind that. You're there for the yummy hot dogs, arepas, and even the oddly satisfying chuzos. Especially at 4 in the morning.
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Ivonne Marie C.
They just dropped to the "I've had better" category. Why? b/c when I'm about to pay a bill, I don't like the waitress reminding me with an attitude that the tip is not included in the bill. Lucky for me she did this in front of the manager, so I had no problem replying in my own "customer needs to be happy" way. Los Perros used to be that you order at the counter, when your food was ready your name would be called up. Nope, now if you're dining in, you have to sit down at a table and wait for ONE waitress to take care of the entire place. Sorry, but this place is not where I want to go to be served by a waitress when I can clearly pick up the food and carry it to the table myself. Not all change is good... and in this case the only good change I can possibly recommend is changing the waitress.
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J M.
I walked in here because a friend pointed out the place as we drove past it. She told me it's huge in Kendall. So the next day I stopped in. I'm a veggie. I walked in, and promptly walked right back out. Even the french fries have sausage mixed in. Vegetarians need not apply. :)
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Rebecca K.
After a nice long day at the beach, my friend, who had experienced this classic Columbian "superperro" as they call it, and I had worked up an appetite and the location on South Beach seemed like a meant-to-be situation. This dog was decidedly going to be my lunch-dinner go between no matter what. After a focused fifteen-minute walk, we finally arrived at the unassuming storefront, positioned at the corner of the business strip. While they offer dogs of chicken, chorizo and pork loin, as well as arepas, burgers and varied sides, I knew I wanted the classic, the perfect gauge for fair assessment of any staple, especially as a first-timer. This perro was to be dressed up in their special mayo-ketchup and pineapple condiments, along with finely crushed potato chips and melted white cheese. After it arrived, I can tell you that the only reason I knew these things were on it were because I could see them. But blindfold me and I would tell you that all I tasted was a plain run-of the-mill hot dog that must have had something flavorless adorning it, detected only by texture. None of the fixings that are supposed to make this dog so unique in flavor could be tasted; they seemed to cancel each other out. Perhaps there is something akin to the color wheel for food ingredients that we don't know about. These were not complementary tastes, rather ones that somehow worked against each other. Not to mention the wiener was lost in the disproportionately over-sized bun, which frankly (no pun intended) did not contribute anything in its semi-stale state. Only when I bisected the dog did I see that the unsubstantial meat component was actually there. My accomplice, who had held her tongue up to this moment, finally admitted that she had never been impressed with this fare, but did not want to taint my experience. Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I am now part of her club of extremely underwhelmed, disappointed Los Perros consumers. (I don't know how many more of us are out there, but I figure two's a crowd. They may be in hiding in fear of supporters' reactions to their revealed dissent, as when I did to a super-fan who literally responded "Blasphemy!".) I can tell you with the utmost certainty that this was my last perro here, which was anything but super.
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David G.
Hours open are very flexible, Food tastes delicious. I dislike the fact that they charge you for water and it could be a little expensive at times. Seating can be an issue sometimes.
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Paola P.
Disgusting place. I went with some friends for something quick and yummy. However i order the polliperro and to my surprise the bread had mold all over it. I called the server and all she said was "Sorry i will show it to the cook" and i ordered something else. Of course she did not charge the polliperro because i did not eat it i mean it would have been ridiculous if she would have ! However she ended charging me the other plate i ordered. I did not even receive an apology or anything and she adds the fact that "tip was not included" PATHETIC I payed, did not make a scene and left a little tip, but never will i go back ! NO WONDER WHY EVERY TIME I GO IS EMPTY !
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Meghan Marie H.
i am never one to write any kind of review about any establishment, however. los perros, which i have gone to for over 7 years on south beach now has no working phone number and not only that but god forbid you speak ((spanglish and not correct spanish)) they wont take your order. but you first have to understand that they wont even pick up their phone!! f*** them and go to l o s v e r d e s !! i know theyr late and fast but now they are neither f** them!
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Claudia L.
SUCIO. Soy colombiana y me da mucha lastima poner este mensaje. El sitio no lo limpian regularmente. Al llegar estaba completamente solo, no habian mas clientes que los que llegamos. Al sentarnos la mesa estaba con residuos de salsas y me unte de ellas. Mientras estabamos comiendo vi pasar una cucaracha! Pasando al tema de la comida pedi unos maicitos de solo queso y no fueron de mi agrado. A los maicitos le añaden muchas papas fritas trituradas y estas al calentarlas con el maiz y el queso sueltan la grasa de cuando se fritaron y dejan una mala sensacion en la boca. Lo que puedo resaltar es que en el sitio se consiguen jugos de fruta.
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Alejandro C.
So I went before closing and all I ordered was a hot dog, I thought that was the easiest thing and they told me ok we can do it, so I'm waiting, waiting, waiting, after about 25 mins they brought it to me and they were closed already so I left, when I give it the first bite on my way home this thing felt so chewy! I felt like there was something wrong with it so I looked at it and this hot dog was so old and burned! it was definitely not edible! I was so disgusted and mad that I waited so long for that crap!? It was really shitty from the part of whoever that served that to think it was ok to serve it or idk if they did it on purpose since I was the last one to order, I work in the industry and there are things you don't do to people... And this is one of them. You can get a much better quality hotdog for $3 at 7 eleven
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Rick R.
The food is good but it comes out slow.it tool 19 min for a single arepa to come out for delivery when the place was mostly empty. I'm not expecting fast food but I wouldn't wait for it either.
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Arjun A.
Unlikely place to get good vegeterian burger. The food came quickly and tasted delicious! Their green sauce spiked with mayo is out of the world. Oh and At 3:30am this is probably your best bet.
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Katy P.
One of the many reasons why I love this burger is because it's called Burger 305 (a.k.a. Porky's). This burger is topped with their special house-made sauces, ham, crispy bacon, crunchy potato chips, tons of mozzarella, and I added an egg. Don't worry, I just had a physical and my cholesterol is in check.
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Angela L.
Stay away from this place!!!! Worst service I've ever had. I've ordered delivery And dined in the restaurant and both times were a horrible experience. When I ordered the "hamburguesa de pollo" (chicken burger) For delivery to my hotel. It took almost 2hours!!! Once it finally arrived the chicken inside the bun was non existent! No lie the size of a quarter! When I called to complain they hung up on me the first time and second time I called they left me on hold for 15min before the manager came on the phone and refused to help me and in so other words was calling me a liar!!! Ive never had such a bad experience in my life. The second time my friends happen to be hanging out there and I chose to meet up with them, giving this place a second chance. First impression, the place is disgusting, the restroom is even worse. The door is broken and has a hole, so if you need to use the bathroom good luck ! The place is dirty, and cheap looking. The sign in the front door Is falling and the waitresses are super rude, don't expect to be helped unless you approach them! Oh and don't be surprised if you wait there for awhile to finally come to realize they forgot your order!!!! HORRIBLE!!!! This place should close down or get a new owner that actually cares about their business!!!
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Mark H.
Stay away from this place if you want to order in English!!!! We ordered cheese fries n when I went to pick them up, the 2 girls at the register could not understand that I was just there to pick up the order I called in n told 15 minutes to be ready. 1 of the girls told me Pleeeze can Ju wait 20 minute? I told her no n she said sorry I don't understand English n allow her to call her manager.. CHEESE FUCKING FRIES!!! I wonder if this place would be in business if immigration came thru??
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Emilio F.
Los Perros is an amazing chain. This particular Los Perros is the worst restaurant I've ever been to. The waitresses are disinterested. A hot dog takes 30 min if you're lucky. It's comical how bad this place is. UPDATE: So after 45 minutes I finally got my hot dog. The bun was wet, but not only wet, soaked. I don't mean soaked in the greases dripping from the hot dog. It was as if it was dunked in a vat of ice water. I took 2 bites and gave up. I wouldn't wish this place on my enemy.
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Jose S.
Yei and no... For hot dogs, you're better of finding a hot dog stand anywhere else. Greasy and does not feel nor taste to fulfill ones hunger. Maybe a snack time, but personally I didn't like it. Even the place looks like a broken down bar that is waiting for a DJ to start the party with no bar nor booth nor lights... idk. I'll probably never returned. If so, is because it's the nearest opened food place at late nights and my friends took me there because I were drunk.
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Stephen F.
Its hot dogs. They're unhealthy and taste good. They're over priced. They're popular with Columbians. We got the Superperro, smothered in cheese, potato chips, and sauce on top, it was good. We got a side order of cheese fries. They're cheese fries. What else to say? You know what you're getting when you come to place like this. The service isn't great, I haven't met a staff member that speaks English. You have to call them over multiple times if you need anything. Hot does shouldn't cost $8.
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Sarah M.
The los perros super loaded is a great hot dog. Only fault is fries tend to be soggy by the time they reach your house.,but I do always return for their dogs.
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Cristina D.
Stingy with their sauce for take out. I asked the girl working if I could have one more little cup and she said in Spanish with an attitude "no, what you have is enough" I mean seriously if I ate in, the sauce would be unlimited. Oh and luckily I speak Spanish because no one has bothered to learn English there.
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Martha M.
There food it's so good
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Andrea G.
Perfect for yummy columbian food and quick service. Service varies but your their for the food
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Robert P.
Terrible service. Dirty sticky tables
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Levi H.
Great food, terrible service. The people running the restaurant were disrespectful and lazy. They also charged me more than the price listed on the menu. If the people behind the counter were at all pleasant, I would come a lot more often.
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Jennifer F.
This is the place to go for some delicious after-hours fast food. Soo yummy ... and that garlic sauce is amazing. Love this place.
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Josselyn R.
horrible service , horrible food . I order food my food came uncooked the bun from my burger was hard I do not recommend this place at all .
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Deepan M.
We came here at 3AM to satisfy the hunger after a night out in the town. I ordered this mixture of fries, potatoes, sausage, and eggs. It was an interesting mix, but it worked. They had two sauces that you can put all over this greasy goodness and you will be fully satisfied. My friends ordered this dish made with corn, cheese, chips and chicken. That was damn good too! We drove all the way to South Beach these munchies, but now found out they have one store in Brickell.
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Elda L.
Pro: Soooooo good!!! Get the maicito!!!! I was here everyday while in Miami. I can eat the maicito everyday for the rest of my life! The different sauces: the green (garlic), reddish/pink (mayo/ketchup), and yellow (pineapple) were so good. I wish I can eat this today, tomorrow, and forever! Con: the guy that was waiting on us charged us for a water bottle when we asked just for a cup of water. He said he couldn't take it back (seriously) and that we had to be charged for it, even though we didn't open it. Hence, no tip for him. Oh well, he deserved it. Seriously? You can't return an unopened water bottle? The water bottle wasn't expensive, and needless to say, my friends and I had someone buy our food so it didn't cost us anything anyway, but it's the principle behind it. Verdict: go to Los Perros when only women are waiting the tables.
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Samuel C.
The location looks hip. I was craving a Colombian hot dog. I went in. Ordered. sat. waited a long time for what should take a few minutes. Maybe 15 minutes or so. at least. The bun was warm, cheese nice and melted, sauces were on point. It was a good hot dog. What killed it for me was the crumbled chips were a bit stale. It lessened the experience for me as I was expecting a crisp crunch. So it was a stiff bite, and when you get past the chips there's actually a pretty decent hot dog in there. The girls that took my order were nice.
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Manny A.
Great for a hot dog and to come with friends (not a family place)
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Chris V.
Pros: They seem to serve food at times Cons: They may not serve you food for an hour Overall: If you come here with a group of 6 or more you may end up waiting over an hour for hot dogs.
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Ari K.
If you want mediocre dogs after a 20 minute wait come to this shit hole. FAIL
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Will S.
Disappointed every time for the past three years . Food sucks . Service sucks and overpriced . Save your time and money , go to subway across the street or anywhere else for that matter
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Tiffany D.
east vs west coast challenge of these columbian hot dogs (quail eggs, potato chips, pineapple, cheese sauce, bacon pieces) vs. LA's dirty dog (grilled onions and bell peppers, bacon wrapped dog). not LA biased, but i still think dirty dogs win. NONETHELESS, damn good hot dogs! and the nicest people working ever. very sweet, helpful girls who helped us understand the menu. also would be bomb diggity late night and drunk.
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Derrick H.
Horrible service. Not once did anyone check on our table or ask how our food was. And the place is so dirty. No one smiles or says thank you. You've lost our business!
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Vanessa L.
The only place to get a hotdog on South Beach! Try their burgers too! Open late for after hours party food & the perfect place to indulge your drunken cravings.
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Adalberto M.
Late night? Had a great time with friends (and alcohol) and now you're hungry? Yep, this is your spot. Service might be on a delay if it's packed. Just relax, you just had a great time right? Sit down, relax and look around. Everyone else is having the same evening! Enjoy a super-perro or arepa con chorizo. It absolutely hits the spot.
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Sarah G.
I know that people come here for the hot dogs, but I was pretty tipsy at 2/3am and ordered the burger. IT was massive!!! And cooked to perfection. It had there green and pink sauce on it, along with crushed potato chips, lettuce etc. I ate half and was ridiculously full, but in my drunken stupor actually took home the leftovers. The next hangover filled day, I reheated the burger and still enjoyed it as much as the night before. I'd come back here sober to try there food and eventually their hot dogs. All my friends raved about theirs. Also they had amazing cheese empanadas... yum
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Agatha C.
Last night me and my friend were coming back from a night of debauchery and decided to get a snack before we hit the turnpike in the beach, we saw they opened a Los Perros on Alton. We were excited and gave it a try! It was completely empty. I've gone to the Los Perros & Los Verdes by my house before and its been empty and I still had to wait 10 minutes for a hot dog or maicito. Not here!! I only waited like 5 minutes, AND my food was brought to me and so was my water! It was delicious and the service was great! Will come again when im in the area! Wish the Los Perros in my neighborhood had the same service.
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K S.
I ordered with someone who came to this country on a floating door. I asked for a water and she brought me a bottled water. Then I said no, I want ice water. So the moron gave me a cup of ice. I knew it would be pulling teeth to get her to understand so I shrugged it off. I ordered the chicken hot dog and the other non-English speaking girl dropped a plate of food at my table and ran, I mean absolutely took off in the other direction. It was chicken and fries so I figured the idiot that took my order screwed up somehow but I know "pollo" is chicken so I figured she had just gotten it half right. Turns out I was eating someone else's food and the staff tried to give my original order to them, the poor souls. I felt bad but I already started eating it, what could I do? The other people got impatient and asked for their food to go. Then floating door lady had the balls to charge me for what I ate and not what I asked for! Then when I went to pay the bill, both of the complete bitches argued with me about it with nasty attitudes. I ended up paying for the completely overpriced meal but certainly didn't tip. I hope this place gets shut down with the SCUMBAGS working there running the show.
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Kevin K.
First, I waited almost 30 minutes for my food. second, the chorizo arepa tasted like a terrible concoction I could have made while drunk after a trip to publix. Too nervous to try the burger tonight.......Los perros is a major fail. I look forwards to Pizza Rustica coming back.
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Annie L.
My boyfriend wanted a hot dog. Ha. That's what he said! And we stumbled upon this when we searched for hot dogs in the area. REALLY unique menu choices for both hot dogs, burgers, and sides. I kid you not, we ordered almost one of everything lol. Potato poppers were a good appetizers. $5 wings for 10. All of the burgers and hot dogs were a good option.
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Tal T.
Delicious, so bad, so good food. The specialties here are Colombian junk food - your choice of meat (chicken, hamburger, sausage, or my favorite, hot dog) with everything but the kitchen sink piled on top. The corn medly dishes are awesome as well, as are the fries, which come with your choice of hot dog pieces, quail eggs, and/or potatoes. I almost always opt for delivery, but sometimes they take too long or make mistakes on the order (minus one star). Best to have someone who speaks Spanish give the order. If there is better drunk food, I have not had it!
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Juan K.
Hands down best place to go eat after a night of clubbing in South Beach!! Not able to drive and feeling drunk or tipsy? stop by and let the fatty foods soak up that alcohol!
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Deyanira G.
Finally checked this place out after I heard people raving about it. I went with couple of friends and we ordered different things so we could share. I had the super perro, which is like any regular hot dog with some chips, their special sauce, and mozarrella cheese. It was actually pretty good! I tried their night rider burger and it was pretty big! and delicious! also tried an arepa de choclo... it was the 2nd arepa I've ever had, so I liked it. I'm definitely coming back. I've heard this is the type of place you go to after a night out in Miami Beach... I can see why!
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Dalila E.
They might want to learn english. I hate having to come ans speak spanish just to order. My boyfriend and I went and he ordered the "porkys'" burger, and they gave it to him with chicken. Then they forgot to give us our drinks. Honestly I don't think it's anything that great, but he's obsessed with their burgers. They might also need to understand that not everyone calls is "maracuya" I told her I wanted un jugo de parcha, and she looked at me like I was speaking jibberish!
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Derek F.
never gets old at 5:46 am maicito de pollo is the king hands down marrinetas are good too
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Jordan N.
South Beach's branch of the Kendall favorite Los Perros. The crowd is a bit bigger and maybe more "thumping" in Kendall compared to the South Beach location. Since this is a Colombian fast food joint, the dogs are probably the thing to eat here - and you won't have to worry about them closing anytime soon - since they're open until 3 am weeknights and 6 am weekends! However, Los Perros do make a yummy LomiPerro, which is what I would be coming back for often! Their LomiPerro is a "beef shish kabob on a bun, with mozarella cheese, ketchup, mustard, sour cream, pink sauce, grinded potato chips, and pineapple sauce. ($6.35) Oh, and they do delivery... what kind of hamburger and hot dog place does that? Seriously?
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Charles C.
Went there late night after 3am looking for a bite to eat, kind of dirty joint with slow service. Think Latin American Fast Food.. Arepas, Sausage & Fries, Chorizo, Pinchos, Latin Style Hotdogs and assorted Latin Style Hamburgers. Had the Pincho De Carne with a potato cake. The Pincho was a decent steak kabob style, and the potato cake was kind of bland. The fries were just your average frozen fries off the deep fryer. The sausages were kind of hard and not much to taste. In all a decent oil fest for a late night haunt if you are totally pissed drunk and need something to fill the belly. Dont expect much as far as service you may not get much in that arena especially late at night. This is a 24 hour place.
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Ricci I.
when i feel really hungry, i mean reeeeaaally hungry, i would call los perros number and order the burger. the porky burger is pretty good. their menus are definitely not weight watchers' menu but...i guess have this once in a while is not a sin. they serve the burger on sesame bun, with shredded lettuce, tomato, crushed potato chips( i think..), mayo and melted cheese. and it's not that yellow cheddar or american cheese but white cheese. and some sauces on the side. pink and light green color sauces. i think the pink one is ketchup with mayo and the green one is chimichurri and mayo. i just wish that they didn't mix all the sauces with mayo... pricewise...pretty good deal.
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kryssy l.
Los Perros... lo mejor!!! Anyday you are hungry go to this spot. My fiance and his coworkers found this place and all hell broke out all the Parce's mouths began to water, eyes glared at large screen tv menu, classic Colombian food! I loved the Pollo de Hamburgesa sin salsa de pina, Postobon and the fries. The tv and music is a great touch.
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Ana C.
Good place to grab some food at. Quiet different from my usual choice. Affordable.
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Drew J.
They do have a great hot dog. However, their service is some of the worst I have found on Miami Beach. I don't know if it is the fact that they don't speak very good English or the fact that they really are not listening. I have been there twice to order which took 30 minutes to get 2 hot dogs and have called in twice and my order was wrong both times. Come on people. It is hot dogs for Pete's sake.
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Judie H.
There is for sure a language barrier when ordering food. It took us a while to get the order through and then a while to figure out that the poor delivery guy was stuck in the hotel lobby held hostage by security. However, the chicken strips and fries were NOM NOM NOM. When they asked us what kind of sauce we quickly said EVERYTHING. It was HEEEEEEEEELLA good. What's Miami peeps' version of Hella? I dunno...but it was HEEELLA good!
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Ron B.
Out until 4 am this morning listening to live music and the place where the musicians go is Los Perros on the beach. I had the ChoriPerro a Colombian sausage in a soft warm bun, declined the cheese and a slightly tangy sauce. It tasted ok but I was just a little skeptical of the meat quality. Staff was nice and crowd cool. Saw singer Xarah there for her late night snack.
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Steve F.
Always good late night after party food!
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Mabel V.
Always a good place to eat a great hot dog!!!
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Greg B.
Great drunk food. Granted you feel like arse the next morning but to say that the food isnt tasty is like saying a bear doesnt piss in the woods. Service is pretty good unless its packed (duh). Food: Tastes great but takes about 5 years from your life. The chorriperros (colombian hot dogs) are topped with that "special sauce" aka mayonaisse and chopped up potato chips with pineapple juice. Trust me when I say you have to try it at least once. Service: Not bad, just don't expect great service when its packed at 4am as you're definitely going to have to wait. Speaking spanish is definitely plus ( I forget to mention this sometimes). Still, nice people work here. Los Perros has now become an Alton favorite, stop by if you can!
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Elizabeth N.
I honestly would have given this place a decent review. The food is a little heavier than I prefer, but when you're tipsy it doesn't even matter... not so much hours later. Anyways, I told my friend to check it out, and he had a less than favorable experience. Needless to say, I felt like a real jerk for recommending the restaurant so thanks for that. This is probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever witnessed. And I will never EVER eat here again. Irritated I spent a single dollar here. SMH
(1)Lindsey E.
Just left this place. Menu has about 5 items to choose from. Waited for quite some time for our food...maybe 5-10 minutes...behind the bar is our waitress...texting on her phone. In the interim time we noticed a big ass cockroach on the floor. Cancelled our order and left. I wouldn't recommend this place to my worst enemy. It should be shut down immediately and go out of business.
(1)Gabe H.
Had a few late nights on south beach and had the munchies. Ironic as it may sound considering the location is in some run down strip mall on alton road. The food is pretty good, especially the porky burger.. massive. The Empanadas are pretty good too, but there are usually only chicken. Not very expensive and fun visual menus, I recommend it to anyone that likes a fast meal. Just stay clear of the drunk hobos in the parking lot and you should be fine.
(3)Joseluis A.
the dogs! good place to eat a burger, hot dog or other colombian greasy goodies. aweful music but whatever. the burgers are almost $6 and los perros is open til late at night making it a good destination to grab something to eat on alton road. service is ok. they sometimes serve at the table, sometimes you gotto order and pick it up by the counter. you must ask for condiments and utensils. dont be afraid of their exotic combination of sauces!
(3)Noel C.
came here around 1am on our first day in miami. we had just landed and got to the apartment and yelped the nearest eats that was still open. they had a sign that said, "ULTRA tickets sold here" LOL! a burger joint that hustles massive rave tickets! and in support of WMC, they were playing house music. they served the most unusual food for us southern californians. but can't knock it til you try it, my gf got some cheesy potato chips thingie.. kinda looked gross haha, we ordered french fries with little sausages!!! and i had a "porky" it's a big ass pattie with ham and bacon with lettuce, tomatoes, potato chips and smothered in mozarella cheese. it was great. really. come to find out, this is a columbian joint. super. never had columbian before. well, food that is. hehe
(4)Alissa W.
I like the place just DO NOT call in an order unless oyu speak spanish. Not sure I am not the first person to touch this issue they have with taing order over the phones. I ordered a chicken burger that is what they call their chicken sandwich. Ran into pick it up and when I got home it was a burger ugh. The chicken is really good they have amazing cheese they melt on the sandwich with these crispy potato chips. They give you these side sauces on the side to add. No clue what they arebut WOW they taste amazing. This place is also super super cheap ! They even have a parking lot, which is not every common in South Beach,
(4)Lindsay G.
Really horrible horrible service. The waitress got the order wrong and then took ten years to bring it out. The hot dog was just a hot dog and they left off the pineapple sauce. This is literally food that people make when they are drunk off their ass and/or stoned. The corn medley dishes taste good but are soo sooo heavy and even the hotdog tasted like dirty socks. I am shocked and am wondering if they have went down hill since usually Tal T. and I agree on everything. Well, I agree with all of her reviews anyways.
(1)Daniel C.
This place is no La Moon that's for sure, but in a pinch it does satisfy the Colombian Hot Dog craving. The dogs are good, the buns are fresh, and the service is fast. For some reason I don't always get all the sauces that are supposed to come on the dog. I prefer the setup at there other locations. There is a bar with all the sauces for you to add on as you see fit.
(3)Suzy V.
3 stars only because they are late night and deliver..... You should only eat Los perrros when you are desperate and starved to death...or drunk. The food is alright you get what you pay for.. The staff is sooo rude and they get mad if you don't speak to them in Spanish .... Ummmm? What? And they are so stingy with there dressings when you order to go... A place that is stingy with ketchup? Please...
(3)Natalie Z.
absolutely love the corn thing they make....its a mix of chicken, and shredded corn, with cheese, sauce and chips on top...AWeSOME! i usually get delivery, but the place is not that bad. great for after clubbing dinner
(4)Lazaro M.
I always liked it the one on Kendall but this one its just more alive and as always this is a trance techno music environment full of people but got some good food service its what is expected from los perros chain restaurants
(5)Kathy G.
Ate here this weekend and it is still very good. My favorite is their SuperPerro. Not sure if its because I was there on a Sunday afternoon but the music was turned way down, which made me happy. It seemed service was even better this time around.
(4)Lisa W.
Based on my other reviews you would think that I simply love to eat and thus, simply "like" everything I do eat. That's not true, and it is true that Columbian Hot Dogs are an acquired taste. But if it's late at night and you've just left a party or bar or club and goodnight food is calling your name, you must go to Los Perros. As for atmosphere, I've only been to the Alton Road/Miami Beach location and the Sunny Isles location. Alton road is a very plain hole in the wall type (hey I like it) and Sunny Isles is a little bit more Ikea-fied. They have a tv with international soccer playing and often have club music....sort of jarring if you go in the afternoon or early evening, but if your night was going that way anyway, no biggie. The Maicito de Queso sounds gross but is divine. It's basically a can of sweet corn topped with melted mozzarella cheese, crushed potato chips, a drizzle of crushed pineapple and their stupidly good pink sauce (I believe it's a mix of ketchup/mayo and maybe garlic?). Yes, after a night of imbibing this will taste like ambrosia of the Gods, and the next morning you will think to yourself, why the heck did I eat that? But then you come to crave it even sober (I have driven to Los Perros and even re-created this dish at home when the craving strikes). It's the gateway dish, so be warned. You can also get this dish with shredded chicken (Maicito de Pollo) but in my opinion that is just "too much"....especially since I like to think of the corn deliciousness as a "side" dish and usually order a Superperro. Sometimes they don't listen too well when you order it an automatically default to the Maicito de Pollo so you may need to clarify that you don't want chicken if you only want the corn/cheese version. Ah, the Superperro. This is a soft, squishy white hot dog bun with a hot dog, topped with the pink sauce, crushed pineapple, crushed potato chips and comes with a side of green sauce which is creamy and redolent of garlic. Maybe it's pureed cilantro, I'm not exactly sure but it provides a little tang and bite if the pink sauce and pineapple get to be too much. If you get takeout make sure to ask for a few containers....they give it out in little thimble-sized plastic cups (no joke) and you don't want to be fighting with your friends over it, believe me. I've also had the burger- the plain one, not the crazy one with bacon and ham, but it was delicious, I split it with a friend and couldn't finish the half! The meat was very juicy and seasoned perfectly. For anyone living or near Aventura/North Miami Beach/Sunny Isles, there is a Sunny Isles location in the shopping center on Collins (18146 Collins). Another secret? They DELIVER! I've yet to avail myself of that amazing possibility but I'm sure one day I will. This isn't a place you go for a nice, white tablecloth service dinner, this is not a place to bring kids (even though they now offer a "kids' menu" and when you think hot dogs you may think children). This is a place you go after you have been partying all night, plain and simple. It's not family friendly nor healthy....I notice they have a salad and can sub a chicken breast in the burgers but really this is a junk food joint. They don't have sides of carrot sticks....check the menu out on the website, and it's pretty plain. They don't have "specials". You have been warned. Only criticism I have is that service is pretty slow (not good if you are suffering from the night before and are waiting for takeout) but for the strange and delicious taste combinations and the fact that the staff has to deal with people until 6am I'll let it slide. You're not going there for service!
(4)Dan-E K.
If you're an All-American guy like me, you probably enjoy a good hot dog. You love toppings like mustard, onions, sauerkraut, chili or in my case all of the above (but for the love God, no ketchup). You've probably had kielbasa, brats, chorizo and other varieties. But you've probably never had a Colombian style hot dog that Los Perros makes. There's culture shock and then there's this. Their basic "Superperro" is a beef frank wrapped in a soft bun topped with (this is where it gets odd) mustard (cool), ketchup (okay fine), mozzarella (why not), pink sauce (huh?), grinded [sic] potato chips (improper grammar AND weird), and pineapple puree (what did that hot dog ever do to you?). I've eaten tacos made from internal pig parts but my instincts are fighting this. My brain eventually chimes in; "you've had pizza with ham and pineapples. This isn't a huge jump." I take a bite. It's... it's... really damn good. It shouldn't work, and it really shouldn't work this well but it does. A few bites later, I add some mysterious looking green sauce without knowing what it is ('cuz I'm a wild man) and again, it works. I can only imagine how good this stuff must be at 4 in the morning when you're drunk. (Apparently, the late-night drunk crowd is the target demographic and they couldn't have hit it any more cleanly if you gave them a laser sight.) My next visit I try the Choriperro, which is the same thing but made with a chorizo. Holy crap, this is even better. I want this inside me (wait, what?) I also try the more traditional arepas filled with chicharron (deep-fried pork belly awesomeness) and in subsequent visits I determine this place a worthy addition to the South Beach fast food scene. It's not much to look at. There's a small dining room, and the menus are displayed on four dazzling flat screens, showcasing both the food varieties as well as technological overkill as those screens would be better served showing football (or futbol) games. And to get to the bathroom, you walk down a long, dark hallway that resemble the spooky hallways in movies where violent crimes happen. But never mind that. You're there for the yummy hot dogs, arepas, and even the oddly satisfying chuzos. Especially at 4 in the morning.
(4)Ivonne Marie C.
They just dropped to the "I've had better" category. Why? b/c when I'm about to pay a bill, I don't like the waitress reminding me with an attitude that the tip is not included in the bill. Lucky for me she did this in front of the manager, so I had no problem replying in my own "customer needs to be happy" way. Los Perros used to be that you order at the counter, when your food was ready your name would be called up. Nope, now if you're dining in, you have to sit down at a table and wait for ONE waitress to take care of the entire place. Sorry, but this place is not where I want to go to be served by a waitress when I can clearly pick up the food and carry it to the table myself. Not all change is good... and in this case the only good change I can possibly recommend is changing the waitress.
(2)J M.
I walked in here because a friend pointed out the place as we drove past it. She told me it's huge in Kendall. So the next day I stopped in. I'm a veggie. I walked in, and promptly walked right back out. Even the french fries have sausage mixed in. Vegetarians need not apply. :)
(3)Rebecca K.
After a nice long day at the beach, my friend, who had experienced this classic Columbian "superperro" as they call it, and I had worked up an appetite and the location on South Beach seemed like a meant-to-be situation. This dog was decidedly going to be my lunch-dinner go between no matter what. After a focused fifteen-minute walk, we finally arrived at the unassuming storefront, positioned at the corner of the business strip. While they offer dogs of chicken, chorizo and pork loin, as well as arepas, burgers and varied sides, I knew I wanted the classic, the perfect gauge for fair assessment of any staple, especially as a first-timer. This perro was to be dressed up in their special mayo-ketchup and pineapple condiments, along with finely crushed potato chips and melted white cheese. After it arrived, I can tell you that the only reason I knew these things were on it were because I could see them. But blindfold me and I would tell you that all I tasted was a plain run-of the-mill hot dog that must have had something flavorless adorning it, detected only by texture. None of the fixings that are supposed to make this dog so unique in flavor could be tasted; they seemed to cancel each other out. Perhaps there is something akin to the color wheel for food ingredients that we don't know about. These were not complementary tastes, rather ones that somehow worked against each other. Not to mention the wiener was lost in the disproportionately over-sized bun, which frankly (no pun intended) did not contribute anything in its semi-stale state. Only when I bisected the dog did I see that the unsubstantial meat component was actually there. My accomplice, who had held her tongue up to this moment, finally admitted that she had never been impressed with this fare, but did not want to taint my experience. Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I am now part of her club of extremely underwhelmed, disappointed Los Perros consumers. (I don't know how many more of us are out there, but I figure two's a crowd. They may be in hiding in fear of supporters' reactions to their revealed dissent, as when I did to a super-fan who literally responded "Blasphemy!".) I can tell you with the utmost certainty that this was my last perro here, which was anything but super.
(1)David G.
Hours open are very flexible, Food tastes delicious. I dislike the fact that they charge you for water and it could be a little expensive at times. Seating can be an issue sometimes.
(3)Paola P.
Disgusting place. I went with some friends for something quick and yummy. However i order the polliperro and to my surprise the bread had mold all over it. I called the server and all she said was "Sorry i will show it to the cook" and i ordered something else. Of course she did not charge the polliperro because i did not eat it i mean it would have been ridiculous if she would have ! However she ended charging me the other plate i ordered. I did not even receive an apology or anything and she adds the fact that "tip was not included" PATHETIC I payed, did not make a scene and left a little tip, but never will i go back ! NO WONDER WHY EVERY TIME I GO IS EMPTY !
(1)Meghan Marie H.
i am never one to write any kind of review about any establishment, however. los perros, which i have gone to for over 7 years on south beach now has no working phone number and not only that but god forbid you speak ((spanglish and not correct spanish)) they wont take your order. but you first have to understand that they wont even pick up their phone!! f*** them and go to l o s v e r d e s !! i know theyr late and fast but now they are neither f** them!
(1)Claudia L.
SUCIO. Soy colombiana y me da mucha lastima poner este mensaje. El sitio no lo limpian regularmente. Al llegar estaba completamente solo, no habian mas clientes que los que llegamos. Al sentarnos la mesa estaba con residuos de salsas y me unte de ellas. Mientras estabamos comiendo vi pasar una cucaracha! Pasando al tema de la comida pedi unos maicitos de solo queso y no fueron de mi agrado. A los maicitos le añaden muchas papas fritas trituradas y estas al calentarlas con el maiz y el queso sueltan la grasa de cuando se fritaron y dejan una mala sensacion en la boca. Lo que puedo resaltar es que en el sitio se consiguen jugos de fruta.
(1)Alejandro C.
So I went before closing and all I ordered was a hot dog, I thought that was the easiest thing and they told me ok we can do it, so I'm waiting, waiting, waiting, after about 25 mins they brought it to me and they were closed already so I left, when I give it the first bite on my way home this thing felt so chewy! I felt like there was something wrong with it so I looked at it and this hot dog was so old and burned! it was definitely not edible! I was so disgusted and mad that I waited so long for that crap!? It was really shitty from the part of whoever that served that to think it was ok to serve it or idk if they did it on purpose since I was the last one to order, I work in the industry and there are things you don't do to people... And this is one of them. You can get a much better quality hotdog for $3 at 7 eleven
(1)Rick R.
The food is good but it comes out slow.it tool 19 min for a single arepa to come out for delivery when the place was mostly empty. I'm not expecting fast food but I wouldn't wait for it either.
(3)Arjun A.
Unlikely place to get good vegeterian burger. The food came quickly and tasted delicious! Their green sauce spiked with mayo is out of the world. Oh and At 3:30am this is probably your best bet.
(4)Katy P.
One of the many reasons why I love this burger is because it's called Burger 305 (a.k.a. Porky's). This burger is topped with their special house-made sauces, ham, crispy bacon, crunchy potato chips, tons of mozzarella, and I added an egg. Don't worry, I just had a physical and my cholesterol is in check.
(5)Angela L.
Stay away from this place!!!! Worst service I've ever had. I've ordered delivery And dined in the restaurant and both times were a horrible experience. When I ordered the "hamburguesa de pollo" (chicken burger) For delivery to my hotel. It took almost 2hours!!! Once it finally arrived the chicken inside the bun was non existent! No lie the size of a quarter! When I called to complain they hung up on me the first time and second time I called they left me on hold for 15min before the manager came on the phone and refused to help me and in so other words was calling me a liar!!! Ive never had such a bad experience in my life. The second time my friends happen to be hanging out there and I chose to meet up with them, giving this place a second chance. First impression, the place is disgusting, the restroom is even worse. The door is broken and has a hole, so if you need to use the bathroom good luck ! The place is dirty, and cheap looking. The sign in the front door Is falling and the waitresses are super rude, don't expect to be helped unless you approach them! Oh and don't be surprised if you wait there for awhile to finally come to realize they forgot your order!!!! HORRIBLE!!!! This place should close down or get a new owner that actually cares about their business!!!
(1)Mark H.
Stay away from this place if you want to order in English!!!! We ordered cheese fries n when I went to pick them up, the 2 girls at the register could not understand that I was just there to pick up the order I called in n told 15 minutes to be ready. 1 of the girls told me Pleeeze can Ju wait 20 minute? I told her no n she said sorry I don't understand English n allow her to call her manager.. CHEESE FUCKING FRIES!!! I wonder if this place would be in business if immigration came thru??
(1)Emilio F.
Los Perros is an amazing chain. This particular Los Perros is the worst restaurant I've ever been to. The waitresses are disinterested. A hot dog takes 30 min if you're lucky. It's comical how bad this place is. UPDATE: So after 45 minutes I finally got my hot dog. The bun was wet, but not only wet, soaked. I don't mean soaked in the greases dripping from the hot dog. It was as if it was dunked in a vat of ice water. I took 2 bites and gave up. I wouldn't wish this place on my enemy.
(1)Jose S.
Yei and no... For hot dogs, you're better of finding a hot dog stand anywhere else. Greasy and does not feel nor taste to fulfill ones hunger. Maybe a snack time, but personally I didn't like it. Even the place looks like a broken down bar that is waiting for a DJ to start the party with no bar nor booth nor lights... idk. I'll probably never returned. If so, is because it's the nearest opened food place at late nights and my friends took me there because I were drunk.
(2)Stephen F.
Its hot dogs. They're unhealthy and taste good. They're over priced. They're popular with Columbians. We got the Superperro, smothered in cheese, potato chips, and sauce on top, it was good. We got a side order of cheese fries. They're cheese fries. What else to say? You know what you're getting when you come to place like this. The service isn't great, I haven't met a staff member that speaks English. You have to call them over multiple times if you need anything. Hot does shouldn't cost $8.
(3)Sarah M.
The los perros super loaded is a great hot dog. Only fault is fries tend to be soggy by the time they reach your house.,but I do always return for their dogs.
(4)Cristina D.
Stingy with their sauce for take out. I asked the girl working if I could have one more little cup and she said in Spanish with an attitude "no, what you have is enough" I mean seriously if I ate in, the sauce would be unlimited. Oh and luckily I speak Spanish because no one has bothered to learn English there.
(2)Martha M.
There food it's so good
(5)Andrea G.
Perfect for yummy columbian food and quick service. Service varies but your their for the food
(4)Robert P.
Terrible service. Dirty sticky tables
(1)Levi H.
Great food, terrible service. The people running the restaurant were disrespectful and lazy. They also charged me more than the price listed on the menu. If the people behind the counter were at all pleasant, I would come a lot more often.
(2)Jennifer F.
This is the place to go for some delicious after-hours fast food. Soo yummy ... and that garlic sauce is amazing. Love this place.
(4)Josselyn R.
horrible service , horrible food . I order food my food came uncooked the bun from my burger was hard I do not recommend this place at all .
(1)Deepan M.
We came here at 3AM to satisfy the hunger after a night out in the town. I ordered this mixture of fries, potatoes, sausage, and eggs. It was an interesting mix, but it worked. They had two sauces that you can put all over this greasy goodness and you will be fully satisfied. My friends ordered this dish made with corn, cheese, chips and chicken. That was damn good too! We drove all the way to South Beach these munchies, but now found out they have one store in Brickell.
(4)Elda L.
Pro: Soooooo good!!! Get the maicito!!!! I was here everyday while in Miami. I can eat the maicito everyday for the rest of my life! The different sauces: the green (garlic), reddish/pink (mayo/ketchup), and yellow (pineapple) were so good. I wish I can eat this today, tomorrow, and forever! Con: the guy that was waiting on us charged us for a water bottle when we asked just for a cup of water. He said he couldn't take it back (seriously) and that we had to be charged for it, even though we didn't open it. Hence, no tip for him. Oh well, he deserved it. Seriously? You can't return an unopened water bottle? The water bottle wasn't expensive, and needless to say, my friends and I had someone buy our food so it didn't cost us anything anyway, but it's the principle behind it. Verdict: go to Los Perros when only women are waiting the tables.
(5)Samuel C.
The location looks hip. I was craving a Colombian hot dog. I went in. Ordered. sat. waited a long time for what should take a few minutes. Maybe 15 minutes or so. at least. The bun was warm, cheese nice and melted, sauces were on point. It was a good hot dog. What killed it for me was the crumbled chips were a bit stale. It lessened the experience for me as I was expecting a crisp crunch. So it was a stiff bite, and when you get past the chips there's actually a pretty decent hot dog in there. The girls that took my order were nice.
(3)Manny A.
Great for a hot dog and to come with friends (not a family place)
(4)Chris V.
Pros: They seem to serve food at times Cons: They may not serve you food for an hour Overall: If you come here with a group of 6 or more you may end up waiting over an hour for hot dogs.
(1)Ari K.
If you want mediocre dogs after a 20 minute wait come to this shit hole. FAIL
(1)Will S.
Disappointed every time for the past three years . Food sucks . Service sucks and overpriced . Save your time and money , go to subway across the street or anywhere else for that matter
(1)Tiffany D.
east vs west coast challenge of these columbian hot dogs (quail eggs, potato chips, pineapple, cheese sauce, bacon pieces) vs. LA's dirty dog (grilled onions and bell peppers, bacon wrapped dog). not LA biased, but i still think dirty dogs win. NONETHELESS, damn good hot dogs! and the nicest people working ever. very sweet, helpful girls who helped us understand the menu. also would be bomb diggity late night and drunk.
(4)Derrick H.
Horrible service. Not once did anyone check on our table or ask how our food was. And the place is so dirty. No one smiles or says thank you. You've lost our business!
(1)Vanessa L.
The only place to get a hotdog on South Beach! Try their burgers too! Open late for after hours party food & the perfect place to indulge your drunken cravings.
(4)Adalberto M.
Late night? Had a great time with friends (and alcohol) and now you're hungry? Yep, this is your spot. Service might be on a delay if it's packed. Just relax, you just had a great time right? Sit down, relax and look around. Everyone else is having the same evening! Enjoy a super-perro or arepa con chorizo. It absolutely hits the spot.
(4)Sarah G.
I know that people come here for the hot dogs, but I was pretty tipsy at 2/3am and ordered the burger. IT was massive!!! And cooked to perfection. It had there green and pink sauce on it, along with crushed potato chips, lettuce etc. I ate half and was ridiculously full, but in my drunken stupor actually took home the leftovers. The next hangover filled day, I reheated the burger and still enjoyed it as much as the night before. I'd come back here sober to try there food and eventually their hot dogs. All my friends raved about theirs. Also they had amazing cheese empanadas... yum
(4)Agatha C.
Last night me and my friend were coming back from a night of debauchery and decided to get a snack before we hit the turnpike in the beach, we saw they opened a Los Perros on Alton. We were excited and gave it a try! It was completely empty. I've gone to the Los Perros & Los Verdes by my house before and its been empty and I still had to wait 10 minutes for a hot dog or maicito. Not here!! I only waited like 5 minutes, AND my food was brought to me and so was my water! It was delicious and the service was great! Will come again when im in the area! Wish the Los Perros in my neighborhood had the same service.
(5)K S.
I ordered with someone who came to this country on a floating door. I asked for a water and she brought me a bottled water. Then I said no, I want ice water. So the moron gave me a cup of ice. I knew it would be pulling teeth to get her to understand so I shrugged it off. I ordered the chicken hot dog and the other non-English speaking girl dropped a plate of food at my table and ran, I mean absolutely took off in the other direction. It was chicken and fries so I figured the idiot that took my order screwed up somehow but I know "pollo" is chicken so I figured she had just gotten it half right. Turns out I was eating someone else's food and the staff tried to give my original order to them, the poor souls. I felt bad but I already started eating it, what could I do? The other people got impatient and asked for their food to go. Then floating door lady had the balls to charge me for what I ate and not what I asked for! Then when I went to pay the bill, both of the complete bitches argued with me about it with nasty attitudes. I ended up paying for the completely overpriced meal but certainly didn't tip. I hope this place gets shut down with the SCUMBAGS working there running the show.
(1)Kevin K.
First, I waited almost 30 minutes for my food. second, the chorizo arepa tasted like a terrible concoction I could have made while drunk after a trip to publix. Too nervous to try the burger tonight.......Los perros is a major fail. I look forwards to Pizza Rustica coming back.
(1)Annie L.
My boyfriend wanted a hot dog. Ha. That's what he said! And we stumbled upon this when we searched for hot dogs in the area. REALLY unique menu choices for both hot dogs, burgers, and sides. I kid you not, we ordered almost one of everything lol. Potato poppers were a good appetizers. $5 wings for 10. All of the burgers and hot dogs were a good option.
(4)Tal T.
Delicious, so bad, so good food. The specialties here are Colombian junk food - your choice of meat (chicken, hamburger, sausage, or my favorite, hot dog) with everything but the kitchen sink piled on top. The corn medly dishes are awesome as well, as are the fries, which come with your choice of hot dog pieces, quail eggs, and/or potatoes. I almost always opt for delivery, but sometimes they take too long or make mistakes on the order (minus one star). Best to have someone who speaks Spanish give the order. If there is better drunk food, I have not had it!
(4)Juan K.
Hands down best place to go eat after a night of clubbing in South Beach!! Not able to drive and feeling drunk or tipsy? stop by and let the fatty foods soak up that alcohol!
(4)Deyanira G.
Finally checked this place out after I heard people raving about it. I went with couple of friends and we ordered different things so we could share. I had the super perro, which is like any regular hot dog with some chips, their special sauce, and mozarrella cheese. It was actually pretty good! I tried their night rider burger and it was pretty big! and delicious! also tried an arepa de choclo... it was the 2nd arepa I've ever had, so I liked it. I'm definitely coming back. I've heard this is the type of place you go to after a night out in Miami Beach... I can see why!
(4)Dalila E.
They might want to learn english. I hate having to come ans speak spanish just to order. My boyfriend and I went and he ordered the "porkys'" burger, and they gave it to him with chicken. Then they forgot to give us our drinks. Honestly I don't think it's anything that great, but he's obsessed with their burgers. They might also need to understand that not everyone calls is "maracuya" I told her I wanted un jugo de parcha, and she looked at me like I was speaking jibberish!
(3)Derek F.
never gets old at 5:46 am maicito de pollo is the king hands down marrinetas are good too
(5)Jordan N.
South Beach's branch of the Kendall favorite Los Perros. The crowd is a bit bigger and maybe more "thumping" in Kendall compared to the South Beach location. Since this is a Colombian fast food joint, the dogs are probably the thing to eat here - and you won't have to worry about them closing anytime soon - since they're open until 3 am weeknights and 6 am weekends! However, Los Perros do make a yummy LomiPerro, which is what I would be coming back for often! Their LomiPerro is a "beef shish kabob on a bun, with mozarella cheese, ketchup, mustard, sour cream, pink sauce, grinded potato chips, and pineapple sauce. ($6.35) Oh, and they do delivery... what kind of hamburger and hot dog place does that? Seriously?
(4)Charles C.
Went there late night after 3am looking for a bite to eat, kind of dirty joint with slow service. Think Latin American Fast Food.. Arepas, Sausage & Fries, Chorizo, Pinchos, Latin Style Hotdogs and assorted Latin Style Hamburgers. Had the Pincho De Carne with a potato cake. The Pincho was a decent steak kabob style, and the potato cake was kind of bland. The fries were just your average frozen fries off the deep fryer. The sausages were kind of hard and not much to taste. In all a decent oil fest for a late night haunt if you are totally pissed drunk and need something to fill the belly. Dont expect much as far as service you may not get much in that arena especially late at night. This is a 24 hour place.
(3)Ricci I.
when i feel really hungry, i mean reeeeaaally hungry, i would call los perros number and order the burger. the porky burger is pretty good. their menus are definitely not weight watchers' menu but...i guess have this once in a while is not a sin. they serve the burger on sesame bun, with shredded lettuce, tomato, crushed potato chips( i think..), mayo and melted cheese. and it's not that yellow cheddar or american cheese but white cheese. and some sauces on the side. pink and light green color sauces. i think the pink one is ketchup with mayo and the green one is chimichurri and mayo. i just wish that they didn't mix all the sauces with mayo... pricewise...pretty good deal.
(3)kryssy l.
Los Perros... lo mejor!!! Anyday you are hungry go to this spot. My fiance and his coworkers found this place and all hell broke out all the Parce's mouths began to water, eyes glared at large screen tv menu, classic Colombian food! I loved the Pollo de Hamburgesa sin salsa de pina, Postobon and the fries. The tv and music is a great touch.
(4)Ana C.
Good place to grab some food at. Quiet different from my usual choice. Affordable.
(3)Drew J.
They do have a great hot dog. However, their service is some of the worst I have found on Miami Beach. I don't know if it is the fact that they don't speak very good English or the fact that they really are not listening. I have been there twice to order which took 30 minutes to get 2 hot dogs and have called in twice and my order was wrong both times. Come on people. It is hot dogs for Pete's sake.
(2)Judie H.
There is for sure a language barrier when ordering food. It took us a while to get the order through and then a while to figure out that the poor delivery guy was stuck in the hotel lobby held hostage by security. However, the chicken strips and fries were NOM NOM NOM. When they asked us what kind of sauce we quickly said EVERYTHING. It was HEEEEEEEEELLA good. What's Miami peeps' version of Hella? I dunno...but it was HEEELLA good!
(4)Ron B.
Out until 4 am this morning listening to live music and the place where the musicians go is Los Perros on the beach. I had the ChoriPerro a Colombian sausage in a soft warm bun, declined the cheese and a slightly tangy sauce. It tasted ok but I was just a little skeptical of the meat quality. Staff was nice and crowd cool. Saw singer Xarah there for her late night snack.
(3)Steve F.
Always good late night after party food!
(4)Mabel V.
Always a good place to eat a great hot dog!!!
(3)Greg B.
Great drunk food. Granted you feel like arse the next morning but to say that the food isnt tasty is like saying a bear doesnt piss in the woods. Service is pretty good unless its packed (duh). Food: Tastes great but takes about 5 years from your life. The chorriperros (colombian hot dogs) are topped with that "special sauce" aka mayonaisse and chopped up potato chips with pineapple juice. Trust me when I say you have to try it at least once. Service: Not bad, just don't expect great service when its packed at 4am as you're definitely going to have to wait. Speaking spanish is definitely plus ( I forget to mention this sometimes). Still, nice people work here. Los Perros has now become an Alton favorite, stop by if you can!
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